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Rajani Style In Exams

Basha: Oka Subject Chadivethe Anni Subjects Chadivinatte

Narasimha: Atiga Chadive Adadi Atiga Copy Kotte Magavadu Sukapadinatu Charitra Lo Ledu

Baba: Chadivindi Goranta Chadavalsindi Kondanta

Sivaji: Nanna Pandule Anni Rojulu Chaduvutayi  Simham Exam Roju Matrame Chaduvutundi

Arunachalam: Lecturer Bodistadu Ee Arunachalam Vini Vadilestadu....
Gud non..



Jr NTR: Pinni pregnent kada hsptl ki kakunda PIZZA CORNER ki enduku teesukeltunnav? NBK: Pichoda PIZZA CORNER lo delivery FREE anta kada?-

-> Aaku Raluthu
Cheppindi E Jeevitham Saswatham Kadani,

~> Puvvu Vikasistu Chepindi prema  Chala Goppadani,

~~> Na Manasu Naku Chepindi Nee Sneham E

E hridayam remix dedicated to col lecturers-
 Ee samayam visiginchi vellake..

naa maru janma adi ninu vodaladey..
eNthamandi mundukochi patalu cheputuna ee burraki emavvala,

ha nina kaka monna vachi EM MAYA CHESAVEY pichi pattipoyindila,

ne ayya talanoppi pergindila,

ne ayya juttoodi poyindila,

nee sodi apava?,

nuv inka velava?,
naa valla kadu inka intikellipo...
chellooo
Cheylooo chelooo
oopiriney vodilesthuna..
vuresuku sachipotunna;-}
Gd mg.

Chediri poni aksharama marchi poni githama madhura maina sangeethama Andamaina Bandhama Na snehaniki snehama O na mitrama nekosam sweet coolmorning.

A 18 years old girl went to police stn to give report on her rape case.
LADY:Sir vaadu nannu bike lo vuri bayataku thisukelli naa saree laagi,jacket chimpi, langa ippi, bra vudathisi, panty ippi, naa soollu koriki-pisiki-nooki-cheeki, vaadi jip thisi, sulla bayataki thisi naa notilo kotti, mokaniki ruddhi pukulo kuda guddhadu sir.
POLICE:amma nuvuu complaint ivvadaniki vacchava? Leka naa sulla lepadaniki vacchava?

Kanniru neku vaste kanulu navi kavali, Gunde nedi ayite chappudu nadi kavali, Ne swasa aagite maranam nadi kavali, Mana sneham eppudu ilane undali.
¤ Sivkumar¤

Jr.Ntr in reliance mart
Ntr:E portable tv enta?
Salesmen:memu nandhamuri family ki ammamu
Ntr in punjabi getup:E portable tv khitna hi?
Salesmen:Cheppam ga memu nandhamuri family vallaki ammamu ani
Again Ntr in jamesbond getup:Waz d cost of portable tv?
Salesmen: malli ade mata cheptunam memu nandamuri family ki ammamu
Ntr:Nenu enni getups marchi vachina nuvu ela gurtupadtunav
Salesmen:Adi tv kadu micro oven..Ninna me babai kuda elane adigadu kabatti.
Gud morning.

1day my brain asked me
YrU sending msgs 2d people who r not replying u?
bt my little heart said 2brain
u need msg bt i need friend
* * *
Earth may stop rotating
Birds may stop flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop breathing
Bt i will never stop
Missing U my friend

Wonderful words by Dr. Abdul Kalm - "Don't dream about beauty,it spoils your duty. Dream about your duty, it makes your life beauty".

Good Morning.

Balayya:Yesterday n8 I saw an English film
for 3 hrs,no sound no diolgs.

jn.NTR:What was the film name babai.!!!!!!


Balayya:"INSERT DISC"
Keep smile.

Balaya: shampo enta.
Shopkeeper: 90 rupees
balaya: e shampoo tho emina fre gift unda.
Shopkper: ledu
balaya: enduku abbadam cheptav dandruf free ani undiga..
Keep smiling, goodmorning.